Been around the sun 21 times. Small town habitant in Washington State who relocated himself to Seattle.


So maybe you have met me in person maybe you have not. Either way, please liberate your curiosities and ignore your apprehensions as you extend your arms and feet out of the vehicle at all times because you know I will.

  • Here I Am
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    LMFAO makes fun music about partying and everyone is like “haha it’s so fun. those dudes have a wacky cool time and it’s harmless pop anyone can live!”

    Ke$ha makes fun music about partying and everyone is like “wow clearly she is vapid and unintelligent and her music is awful and she is also awful”

    I wonder why that is???

    (I know why that is)

    (it’s misogyny)

    (that’s why)

    (Source: thatisveryhot)

    fudgersandlovers:

    peppy-mocha:

    nigforaday:

    I think it’s universally well known that the saddest part of everyone’s childhood was when Chuckie Finster didn’t have a mom to dance with 

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    EXCUSE YOU
    WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS EVER

    EVER

    (Source: mancverboard)

    mentholsuicide:

    milesjai:

    madlori:

    leogursky:

    Missouri Pastor’s Fiery Speech Against Equal Rights for Homosexuals Has Stunning Twist Ending

    (Source)

    Watch till the end.  Trust me.

    OMG…… I was getting pissed so glad I stuck it out

    (Source: thesecretaryofnagriculture)

    This was a wonderful night. Jinkx’s hand picked performances were absolutely stunning and most of all entertaining. Afterwards I went out to drink with Jinkx and her troupe again. I had some great conversations. Jinkx left her coat at the bar and instead of bringing it back to her friends house, I gave it to Ben (a collaborator Queen to Jinkx) instead. Still, I wore it.

    This was a wonderful night. Jinkx’s hand picked performances were absolutely stunning and most of all entertaining. Afterwards I went out to drink with Jinkx and her troupe again. I had some great conversations. Jinkx left her coat at the bar and instead of bringing it back to her friends house, I gave it to Ben (a collaborator Queen to Jinkx) instead. Still, I wore it.

    Celebration in Seattle.

    Julia’s on Broadway is having a celebration for Jinkx winning. I am so excited to see her as the current Drag Superstar! I am in the verrrry front.

    #Vaudevillians #JinkxMonsoon #MajorScales #Seattle #Cornish

    #Vaudevillians #JinkxMonsoon #MajorScales #Seattle #Cornish

    #Westlake #Starbucks at five am on a Sunday, when not a soul is around. #Downtown #Seattle

    #Westlake #Starbucks at five am on a Sunday, when not a soul is around. #Downtown #Seattle

    itsexclusive:

    The best 10 seconds of your life. 

    (Source: tibetanpoptart)

    vladimirmedvedev:

    “omfg i want a gay best friend so we can go shopping!!!”
    “when i have a kid i want them to be gay so i can ship them and their partner AND HAVE OTP FEELS!!! hahahhaah!!”
    “TUMBLR SHOULD BE A COUNTRY SO WE CAN BAN HETEROSEXUALITY!!! XDDDDD”

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    (Source: doritodictator)

    ferocious-atrotious:

Fav. #angryorchard #drank #fridaynight

    ferocious-atrotious:

    Fav. #angryorchard #drank #fridaynight

    costinm:

Louis Tomlinson

    costinm:

    Louis Tomlinson

    (Source: kryptoniall)